hey...
I say we all go to Mr. O'Gara's most "recent" post and make threatening comments, like mine, til he blogs. Later we can get the others, one by one... Eh? Oh, and here's a drunk sqirrel video I found. Laughed...so...hard... Don't worry, it's not transgression. It's an au natural innocent victim drunk. p.s. Anonymous "A", if you're out there, my Johnny Cash post below is dedicated to you..
POOR LITTLE FELLA
POOR LITTLE FELLA
posted by Danielle at 12:33 PM
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OH MIGOSH FUNNY!! I have a new idea of how to get even with those darn squirrels that keep tearing apart our garbage! Pumpkin, eh? Would squash work?
Also- I've started a similar bomardment on Sacka's blog. (although not as violent perhaps)I'd help with Ryobi's but he won't let me post without owning a blog! Discrimination I tell you! Not fair!
...On behalf of the O'Gara Foundation, OFi....I'd like to bring to your attention the fact that Mr. Ryobi is currently pimping out his com, which takes exorbitant amounts of time in the recent circumstances of the war in space. OFi has been very busy with the intense service of the needy and poor (in material and in spirit) and doing what OFi does best. We would like to thank you very much for your patients, and guarantee that in due time, you're requests, or threats, as you say, will be made known to Mr. Ryobi.
Without Any Attempt To Impress By Deception Or Exaggeration,
OFi Member, Carrie Sue Marie
Ms. O'Gara,
I guess he's off the hook, for now... He's lucky to have such a fine representative as yourself. In times past, he has written on such awe-inspiring topics as "Kraken" (pronounced "crack-in" in case Brandon is reading this), and his witty humor is sorely missed. Our reps will be in contact with you if your "guarantee" is not carried out.
Sincerely, Them
"a"....,
Purposeful planting of fermented vegetation will not be tolerated. Such malicious sabotage will be reported immediately and one of our reps will be at your door before you can say horehound.
Quite seriously yours,
Defender Of The Squirrels, Inc.
eh, nevermind, he posted already.
The last time I called OFi...it said that the line was being check for problems?
Hmmm...
That video is very funny...and may inspire me to post about drunken monkies.....
Er- did the monkeys get drunken off my fermented vegetation? If so, my sincerest of apologies, it was intended for the damn squirrels.
Sincerely,
A
Chapter President
Defender of the Garbage
an equal opportunity employer
I did it. I'm wavin' the flag o surrender. I got my own blog. Now we'll all see if I have anything good to say!
i want a perpetually drunk squirrel as a pet
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